史上最强的中国式英语（转，就当笑话了）

momozhufuta

史上最强的中国式英语1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

22． The king who is ****ing is the sun of the king who has ****ed.

滥竽充数

15'18条特有意思

ka1b2c3d4

长见识了。。。。。。

wang7711

英语中的汉语拼音
有意思

weike-zn

太高笑了！！

动中之动

WATCH SISTER ，我倒

零丁

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

哈哈，郑智化的歌词啊

wzyxzzcc

老是发英文的，看起来俺们这些英文不好的以后连中文网站都没法上了…

sylion

12条最逗了，很早就看过。

车祸现场描述：
one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die