窝囊啊,饭也不吃了!

ynbssm

昨天下午,我和朋友在外吃饭喝酒,外面进来一约50多岁男的伸手要钱,我说:没有,找老板去.我指了指饭店老板.但他眼睛老盯着我们的酒不肯走.我又说:钱没有,喝酒就喝一杯.哈哈,他果然说:也可以.我找个玻璃茶杯到满了,约四两左右递过去,他二话没说,竟一口喝干了,我和在坐的朋友都傻了!这下倒好,这要钱老头从旁边拉一个凳子在我们旁边做下,大家莫名其妙的时候,他从口袋里抓出一包没开口的烟放在桌子上,又拿出一包拆了,轮了一圈,一看是云南印象烟,60元一包的.这下,大家都傻的对他有所客气了,可是这喝酒没气氛了,我说:走吧,别处看看去.结了酒钱,换地方去了!你说```唉,这真是的!

动中之动

你碰到仙了

ynbssm

还第一次遇到这样啊!真是无语啊

laypeople

你碰见中国的珀士.巴顿了。呵呵

Percy Buttons
I have just moved to a house in Bridge Street.
Yesterday, a begger knocked at my door.
He asked me for a meal and a glass of beer.
In return for this, the begger stood on his head and sang songs.
I gave him a meal. He ate the food and drank the beer.
Then he put a piece of cheese in his pocket and went away.
Later a neigbour told me about him.
Everybody knows him. His name is Percy Buttons. He calls every house in the street once a month and always askes for a meal and a glass of beer.